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Liar!
- Angel accusing the weighing scale of unjustifiable bias
How come you still look pregnant?
- Darling, throwing all sense of self preservation to the winds
No abdominal exercises for 4 months
- Gyno, disregarding impassioned plea by Angel
You don't look like you've ever done crunches
- Gyno, adding insult to injury
It was the baby!
- Darling, trying to conceal the true origins of a large burp
You're a thumb-sucking "Choo"-bacca!
- Angel, looking at the 15th wet nappy for the day
Apologize immediately!
- Darling, voicing outrage at the flippancy
To the Bumtrinket, or to Chewie?
- Angel, seeking clarification
You're a very hydrated young lady
- Darling, trying to minimize the emotional fallout
Someone - and I'm not naming any names - has done the poop
- Angel, detecting a certain pungency in the air
Yes, all stinky-poo
- Darling, adding his 2 cents
She's the most gorgeous girl in the world!
- Darling, watching the Bumtrinket smiling toothlessly
Yes she is!
- Angel, relinquishing her title without a moment's regret
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12 comments:
lol you are hilarious!
Awww. And hahaha. Choo-bacca. :')
hm this site used to be interesting, some times even a good read.now it is the biggest baby bore. not coming back, for sure.
hahaha
hilarious! So how many nappies do you usually go through per day?
Santhoshi, Janith : thank you... I practice!
Annon : whatever rocks your boat. You see, I write to entertain myself.
GG : Well, a healthy newborn should have AT LEAST 8-10 wet nappies per day. I actually had a clipboard and kept a log for 2 weeks because in an illness (jaundice, fever, dehydration) the urine output goes down and it's good to have a record since your memory is none too reliable.
Now it's about 6-8 per day, but goes up on cold/rainy days. I now put Bubs in diapers at night, so add about 3 diaper changes from 10pm to 6am. :)
LOL! We still call our toddler Stinky Poo (affectionately mind you) :) I think darling is such a cute dada ;)
@Anon: well, I find it interesting - and informative.
Mahisha
angel,thank you 4 posting this..
and if you have much time,please visit my blog!
Su : of course it's affectionate... and can be the source of great family jokes in the future!
Mahisha : Thanks for the vote of confidence!
Warsha : Thank you for visiting and happy blogging!
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Ha ha nice list.
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