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- Angel accusing the weighing scale of unjustifiable bias
How come you still look pregnant?
- Darling, throwing all sense of self preservation to the winds
No abdominal exercises for 4 months
- Gyno, disregarding impassioned plea by Angel
You don't look like you've ever done crunches
- Gyno, adding insult to injury
It was the baby!
- Darling, trying to conceal the true origins of a large burp
You're a thumb-sucking "Choo"-bacca!
- Angel, looking at the 15th wet nappy for the day
- Darling, voicing outrage at the flippancy
To the Bumtrinket, or to Chewie?
- Angel, seeking clarification
You're a very hydrated young lady
- Darling, trying to minimize the emotional fallout
Someone - and I'm not naming any names - has done the poop
- Angel, detecting a certain pungency in the air
Yes, all stinky-poo
- Darling, adding his 2 cents
She's the most gorgeous girl in the world!
- Darling, watching the Bumtrinket smiling toothlessly
Yes she is!
- Angel, relinquishing her title without a moment's regret
Inspired by The Circus