At the risk of turning my blog into an everlasting "I am sooooo fat" whine, I just have to share these...
You've become so fat I didn't recognise you from behind
- Baby cousin on why he passed me on the road without offering a lift
You've doubled in size... I didn't recognize you!
- Family optometrist, while checking Baby's eyes
Are your hormones ok? You're abnormally fat
- Family dentist, drilling into tooth - sans anaesthesia
You haven't gained weight proportionately, your tummy is much flabbier than your butt
- Boss's secretary, trying to find the cloud in the silver lining
I'm not giving you any increments until you get back into shape
- Boss, adding to injury to insult
Seriously... everyone seems to be an expert on my flab.... :/