Wednesday, September 30, 2009

To a certain young lady at the class last night...


Honey, I have the greatest respect for your fashion sense and your ability to flawlessly match the hue of your yellow T shirt to your yellow rubber slippers and your dainty toenails painted alternatively in yellow and blue, presumably to match the dangerously low riding jeans, hanging precariously to your hips.

And if your shockingly mismatched thong with it's little pattern of faded strawberries didn't do the trick, I'm sure that the sight of your (thankfully non-hairy) ass-cleft would have been enough to make the rest of the class want to gouge their eyes out. Well... except for the ogling, hormone happy dude whose pimples were exploding at the sight.

I have the utmost respect for your right to stand in full view of everyone and chat to your BFFs while doing a little one footed twirly dance. I'm sure the entire class was entertained when you reached deep into your pants and started tugging the exposed part of your undies "back inside". I'm so glad you realised that the same treatment should be offered to the posterior, and applaud the neatness of your careful half turn at that point.

I may be an old bat nearly twice your age, but seriously... what are young ladies taught at school these days?

Oh yes...

Math.

23 comments:

Scrumpulicious said...

Lol!

It's definitely not etiquette that's for sure! :)

Darwin said...

Lol. Kids these days eh? :)

Gonzo said...

LMAO! Wait... not literally I mean... :D

I went through a similar situation, where the transgressor was parading around in a red thong - low cut jeans, at a funeral. The worst part was - I got to know we were related. sigh. SO not cool.

Lady divine said...

rofl

that was a good post! cracked up reading it..:)

Some women I tell ya!

minimal clothing i see..;)

mommythecook said...

ugh... ! How irritating ...! ...some kids these days...they just don't get it ! ...don't they understand the concept of leaving something to the imagination ?... Just tacky !

~ lo$t $oul ~ said...

ROFL!!! do i see a big J?!?!? :P

jokes apart.. wht classes do u go to..? how can i join..? oh last but not least.. how old..1?!?!

pissu perera said...

ha ha, hilarious! a friend of mine, after venturing out to the watering holes of colombo after a long time said "pp, i can't hit on any of them without feeling like a perv, they're so young. such a ****ing turn off".

Dee said...

omg. angel. your. turning. into. an. aunty! hehehe ;)

TSC said...

**Applauds*** Thank God there are still sane people who dont think this is fashion....

nowadays, the more you show your "insides" , the more fashionable!!! LOL =)

Cadence said...

Lol! Good one! :D

Knatolee said...

I will not be sad to see the end of the thong/ass crack exposure era. At least, I HOPE it'll end!

And if you're an old bat, I must be a fossil. Or dead. ;))

santhoshi said...

LOL! good post.

Jack Point said...

lol

Was this a medical class?

Jack Point said...

By the way Dee is right, I think you are turning into an Auntiji....

surani said...

LOL...my sympathy goes out to the pimply dude ;o)

Nibras Bawa said...

"Well... except for the ogling, hormone happy dude whose pimples were exploding at the sight"

I think this describes 'Lost Soul' perfectly!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Super !!!!!! I have few of those . Christ they yawn so beautifully and I often think "if you put 1/8th of that effort into your assignments .... !!!!"
When did it become fashinable to show their underwear ?????? Seriously.

By the way have you had the obviously gay narcis. ? They are an education to watch. Much more entertaining. Keep an eye.

Just when I was thinking guys were easy to manage in class I came accross the overly gay dude and I have not stopped laughing since.

Anonymous said...

LOL.. c'mon A we all did it.. :P
plus i'd rather see young flesh over old any-day :)
kay

Angel said...

Everyone : thanks for the comments! it was good to get that rant off my chest!

Lo$t : No, no... not J at all! My ass is quite a bit nicer than hers... (though not in the snooker ball bottom type of way!) :)

And all I'm saying is that it's not a medical class! (phew!)

Knatolee : :)

Dee, JP : aiyoo yes men... next thing you know I'll be the head of the aunty brigade, going cootchie coo to scowling youngsters!

Annon 1 : well... I haven't come across any overtly gay dudes yet... sounds like quite an experience!

Kay : the worst *I* have done is stand on a highly polished floor of a posh hotel lobby in a short skirt and go "oooh, you can see my undies"

Gadgetgirl said...

Hehe

J J ah! ;D

Sabby said...

Lmao =)

St. Fallen said...

your ass is nicer?
really? :P

Angel said...

GG, Sabby: :)

Fallen: hmmmp!