Sunday, November 16, 2008

Have I ever...

Tagged by Sachintha... (though I'm not sure whether it was a I have never or a have I ever tag....) This may turn out to be long and boring but anywez...

Have I ever...

Felt utterly sick and thrown up after drinking 2 sips of peach vodka...

Climbed the Dambadeniya rock using ropes, in the pouring rain and wondered why the heck I was doing so...

Had undiluted passion fruit cordial poured down my bra...

Had my strapless bra come loose somehow and had the cups sticking out under the waist band of my dress like a couple of weird tumours...

Fallen into a swimming pool and nearly drowned (aged 2) and still can't swim...

Learnt Bharatha Natyam (aged 3-5) and then forgotten everything about it (aged 6 to date)...

Run away from home... (aged 11)

Faked a fainting fit in order to attract attention...

Developed meningitis, spent 11 days in a painful red delirium and emerged partially deaf (aged 15)...

Got kissed by a random drunk guy at a party and then slapped him, only to have my hand slither off his sweaty face... (cringe)

Given this totally gorgeous Chilean guy a long and intimate backrub in his hotel room... (Portugal, aged 18)

Got so mad when an A'level exam invigilator criticized the way I was sitting, that I went to her room after the exam and cursed her and her children, that they may never become achievers in life and never know happiness... (it was the Zoology paper, and I got an A)

Had a bunch of dudes in a three wheeler snatch my cap off... then run after the three wheeler, catch up, kick at the rear lights, tear out branches of the pathetic x'mas tree tied to its roof and when they stopped out of sheer desperation, swear at them in a fairly fruity combination of sinhala and english... (Unawatuna, aged 18) (ok, I have anger issues...)

Been so desperately crushing that I'd walk up and down my room, chanting his name over and over like a manthra, willing myself not to call him on a day to day basis because it would look pathetic...

Kissed the same guy while in a moving three wheeler and opened my eyes to wonder how come the Beira Lake looked so dazzlingly blue...

Married the same guy and spent a significant part of the (ahem) first night is a sheer white slip, with my bridal headdress perched on top of my head, jumping up and down saying "I'm married... you married me... we're married...." etc.

Okie... this is turning out to be far too personal.... that's all for now folks! I won't be tagging anyone because everyone and his aunt seem to be tagged already...

Cheers!

17 comments:

T said...

lol angel, ur hilarious!

Lady divine said...

wow! with regard to the cap incident!:D
I have anger issues too.. but looks like you just might have beaten me..:D lol

and yes, one thing about these tags is it reveals more about the person..
Interesting I must say... very interesting!!:)

FRGT10 said...

wow this is so cool..u r awesome in my book :D.. i love the chasing the 3 wheeler and scolding the invigilator incidents..

~ lo$t $oul ~ said...

ahahaha some load there!!!!

chaarmax said...

Whoa... interesting indeed. :-)

Agni said...

Very interesting!

uhm, a bit of a thug I see... hope I don' run in to you at the hospital (Kidding...)

Agni said...

off topic, heard about a doctor being shot in Batti :( not sure, but apparently by the LTTE because he belonged to the educated class...
These things never happened, and I thought even the LTTE respected those who cure people :(

DeeCee said...

HOW did i miss this post?!

and WHAT happened after the massage...

and I WANT I WANT..to get married and jump up and down.

Jealousssss!

sigh. Confuddled Dee.

Jack Point said...

hee hee, you are one crazy woman, no doubt about it.

Trigger Happy said...

hmm.. interesting i must say

gutterflower said...

Aha. So thats where the pitchfork comes into the picture.
:D

I loved the invigilator one. I wish I'd done that to one of the idiots I had the misfortune of meeting during my exam.

Love the list. :)

Pradeep Jeganathan said...

you are way cool

Angel said...

Thanks, all! Glad to know I excite and inspire (bows in all directions!)

Agni : I know... it's really disturbing... :(

DeeCee : Hmmm... that's between Andreas and Me... (naughty grin!)

samanalee said...

ohh I just saw this...
funny :D hehe

I like the sound of this jumping up and down business... think I might wanna try it myself in a few years..

santhoshi said...

Interesting Post...

Scrumpulicious said...

And they let you become a doctor?! ;-)

Sabby said...

Loved the list!
It was such a nice mixture of sweet and absolutely hilarious! =)