At the risk of turning my blog into an everlasting "I am sooooo fat" whine, I just have to share these...
You've become so fat I didn't recognise you from behind
- Baby cousin on why he passed me on the road without offering a lift
You've doubled in size... I didn't recognize you!
- Family optometrist, while checking Baby's eyes
Are your hormones ok? You're abnormally fat
- Family dentist, drilling into tooth - sans anaesthesia
You haven't gained weight proportionately, your tummy is much flabbier than your butt
- Boss's secretary, trying to find the cloud in the silver lining
I'm not giving you any increments until you get back into shape
- Boss, adding to injury to insult
Seriously... everyone seems to be an expert on my flab.... :/
8 comments:
ignore them. I say revel in it until your baby is at least 3.
Seriously mean people! Tell them it's just baby fat!!! Don't worry, you start slimming the moment you stop breast feeding.
Grin!
Well atleast the boss seems concerned!
Smile and say" awww.. thank you.. you really think? I've been trying sooo hard to put some on you know.." that should do the trick.. :)
Thanks everyone... it sure helps to have your encouragement! :D
Aw you just had a baby! Tell them you put on weight because you ate the last person who commented on it. Then smack your lips and go menacingly towards them. That should do the trick:)
lol @ swijenaikes comment.
some people are just super insensitive angel-cakes. You just keep being fabulous ok? *hug :)
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